A good way to die...

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After

So, lets say you really want a dog and you have relatively no experience in keeping a dog in house. After all, a 1000sq apartment should be able to contain a reasonably calm dog. Enter Vlad's logic: "We're getting a german shepherd."

Step 1: Cramp a police dog in tight living space and separate it from its family.

Now, shold you leave the dog alone in the yard.. well, I suppose, but it would get dirty. What if we just walk it around a lot? Sure, but he'll just get a stench that you'll be able to notice indoors. Yup, Vlad logic again: "Lets wash the dog! Dogs love water, I saw a picture once..."

Step 2: Assume you can do something to an animal just because you can do it to yourself.

Well, he's wet now, he's pissed, and he's growling at you. Job well don... wait a minute, make sure he remembers this event. "Irritate dog further by attempting to dry him with a towel the size of small african country."

Step 3: Shake well, teaching the dog who's boss (read: whose arm he will be biting off in a few months.

Result: Agitated german shepherd dog bent on revenge. Click below for before and after shocks of the first bath.


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